Heidi Montag breaks out her new paid-for breasts in this funbag revealing red dress! But come on guys, what did we really expect after we found out she was getting her boobs motorboat-worthy for Spencer? Nothing new here Heidi other than the supersizing—and that includes her lips, too. Actually, her face looks like shit now. What did she do there? Heidi Montag is still an attention whore, and now it looks like we are going give her more attention than ever, especially with bikini season just around the corner!

More on Heidi Montag’s new boobs:

Source: “There?s been a lot of chatter about Heidi Montag?s extensive reconstructive surgeries over the last few weeks, I?ve tried to stay away from it, but I?ve got these pictures of her hosting some event the other day so I figured why not. Personally I don?t give a crap that she had all this plastic surgery, anything that will make her look less like that kid from Home Alone is a good thing in my books. Not to mention that her new big fat boobies are pretty impressive, although I think she could have gone bigger. I just wish she?d have that 180lb douche removed. Ha!”

We guess Roker is exercising his power - and probably made Heidi cry AGAIN!

In a statement that will not go unchallenged, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were cut from their Monday appearance on the Today show to promote their book, How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture.

"Due to a change in the show's schedule, we had to cancel the interview with Spencer and Heidi Pratt," said a rep for the morning show.

They are just giving Speidi more fuel for their press-ignited fire!

We haven't heard the last of this!!!!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Somehow, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have managed to stay in the spotlight this year. From their big to-do wedding to hating on Al Roker to getting nasty in the jungle, Speidi has had quite a year.

So how will they make things more interesting in 2010? Glad you asked.

Heidi and Spencer want to shave their heads (among other things)!

The duo joked around with reporters while they were promoting their book (which is not a joke) and revealed some of their plans for the new year:

"We're going to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets."

They also seem to want to make frenemies with their A-List tabloid counterparts, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Heidi explains:

"Well, we wouldn't want to piss them off. She might steal Spencer?you know, because she steals people's husbands! But seriously, we'd love to sit down and discuss fame with them. Consider this your formal invitation, Brangelina. Let's hang out sometime. We'll be SpeidiLina!"

Yeah, people praise Angelina so much that it sometimes slips their minds that she stole another woman's husband.

Good luck with the lofty list there, friends. We'd especially like to see Spencer with the balloon!

[Image via WENN.]

You gotta love 'em!

Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and their three defenseless pooches took to beaches of Malibu on Thursday to hawk read their latest tome, How To Be Famous.

Do you even need the book?! This pic says it all!

Watch and learn from the masters of shameless self-promotion!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Yeah, it has been awhile since they have pulled a big television stunt for attention.

Getting lazy are we, Speidi?

The dynamic duo known as Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, are slated to appear on The Today Show next Monday. Whether they will be squaring off against Al Roker again remains to be seen, but knowing them as we do, we wouldn't put it past them to REQUEST sitting down with Al, just for the attention.

NYC forecast for Monday - A fierce crapstorm in the 8 o'clock hour!

Oh, in case you were wondering, Speidi does have a legitimate reason for being on the show. They are pimping out their new book, How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture.

It's sure to be a classic!

[Image via WENN.]

Following what she considered a disappointing election night, “The Hills” starlet Heidi Montag was spotted continuing about with her business in Los Angeles on Wednesday (November 5).

Looking sexy in a longsleeve black top with skinny jeans and coffee in-hand, Miss Montag ran a few errands with her co-star boyfriend Spencer Pratt tagging along for the outing.

It’s been a long time coming and finally last night Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad were spotted looking more like friends than sworn enemies.

Everything went down at Los Angeles’ STK restaurant, where Miss Montag and Spencer Pratt were out on a romantic dinner date.  When Heidi noticed that Lauren was holding her LA Fashion Week celebration in the same restaurant, she took action.